Tape London, Exclusive Hire

Had a blast in this club random Tuesday night. A lot of singles ladies which was good. Confirm your bottles prices before you sit down. I was visiting London from Miami fyi you need to get a table to really enjoy the vibe. The security & staff are picky with who the let get in.

Came to London from Amsterdam for a fun weekend. Tape has been on our list for a long time. We tried to buy tickets in advance, but it was not possible. From home I downloaded the app and submitted a guest list request. It was never accepted. Made up in a Halloween theme, but upon arrival we were turned away because we were not on the guest list. What kind of nonsense is this? You don't even give tourists the chance to enter

Possibly the worst club experience I’ve ever had. I was invited for an event by a promoter on instagram and asked to bring some of my “hot friends” and told to arrive for 10:30. We got there at 10:30 only to be told they didn’t open for 11 which was the first weird thing, the woman who greeted us was very identifiable in the other comments, someone said “euro trash wannabe” and that seems the most fitting term for her. She moved onto a group behind us and proceeded to go on some weird politically fuelled rant about Israel and Palestine that obviously made the customers incredibly uncomfortable and was just beyond weird for a club host to try and play Home Secretary. Once we were finally allowed in the club kinda just sucked, the only demographic is old men trying to find a sugar baby and girls that have been invited over DM’s under the promise of free drinks. Overall the music wasn’t great and the men old enough to be my grandad relentlessly hitting on us was pretty tiring and we left within an hour. There is a very specific demographic this club appeals to and if you don’t enjoy fashion nova and spiked drinks you’re not the demographic.