Swan, Shakespeare's Globe

Got a walk-in for afternoon tea on a Saturday. Lovely front of house staff kept the wait time as low as possible (it was crazy busy). I wish I'd gone with a friend to order different afternoon teas. I chose the classic and was left very happy and fat afterwards. I had views of the river, watched my Korean drama, and stuffed my face. Excellent scones, good sandwiches, nice savouries. Can't eat another a scone for a while, though. Yes, it's touristy, but honestly who cares? The place was packed with people who looked and sounded like they were having a great time. I'm taking a star off for the service because I felt the upstairs energy didn't quite match the vibe downstairs. But overall, it is an absolute treat. I'd go back, recommend it, and try the gentleman's tea next time. Thanks, guys!

Beautiful restaurant with proper high tea that feels luxurious. Our server was friendly and tried to make us feel comfortable. Beautiful view of the Thames. Though it doesn’t feel very ‘London’. But overall it was a great experience and would recommend.

It was a nice afternoon tea, however while my food was on the table already I had to wait for my tea and chase them up. Overall a nice experience we could also refill the plate so we were more than satisfied at the end. In terms of food quality, it was good but not the best. Maybe to serve the scones warm would be a nice touch.